Pick the worst.
Top the board.

The fantasy football game where bad performances win. Pick the players you think will have a nightmare — the worse they play, the higher you score.


Simple. Fun. Brilliant.

Three steps to turning bad football into bragging rights.

1

Pick your 5 players

Choose a goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, forward and a free pick from any outfield position. You think they're going to have a nightmare? Pick them.

2

Watch them fail

Sit back and watch your picks concede, miss chances, get sent off and make errors. Every bad moment earns you points.

3

Top the leaderboard

The player with the most bad performance points across the season wins. The worse your picks play — the better for you.


Bad football, big points.

Mistakes, errors, disaster? Actions lead to points.

Goalkeeper

Own goal+7 pts
Error leading to goal+7 pts
Goal conceded (up to 3)+1 each
Goal conceded (4th+)+2 each
0 saves & conceded 1+3 pts
0 saves & conceded 2+4 pts
0 saves & conceded 3++5 pts
Yellow card+3 pts
2nd yellow (red)+12 total
Straight red card+15 pts
Penalty saved−5 pts
Goal or assist−5 each

Defender

Own goal+5 pts
Error leading to goal+5 pts
Goal conceded (up to 3)+1 each
Goal conceded (4th+)+2 each
0 clearances+3 pts
1 clearance+1 pt
Duels lost (from 4th)+1 each
2 fouls+1 pt
3 fouls+3 pts
4+ fouls+5 pts
Yellow card+3 pts
2nd yellow (red)+9 total
Straight red card+12 pts
Pass accuracy <70%+3 pts
Goal or assist−5 each

Midfielder

Own goal+7 pts
Error leading to goal+7 pts
Team concedes 3++2 pts
Pass accuracy <80%+5 pts
Pass accuracy 80–85%+3 pts
Dispossessed+2 each
Yellow card+2 pts
2nd yellow (red)+8 total
Straight red card+12 pts
Penalty missed+15 pts
Goal or assist−5 each

Forward

Own goal+9 pts
Error leading to goal+9 pts
Offsides+2 each
Big chance missed+3 each
3+ shots off target+1 each
Yellow card+5 pts
2nd yellow (red)+10 total
Straight red card+15 pts
Penalty missed+10 pts
Shots on target−2 each
Goal or assist−5 each

Got questions?

Everything you need to know about 8Watchers.

Minutes played affects how much of a player's score counts. If a player plays 45 minutes or more, they score in full. If they play between 30 and 44 minutes, they score 50% of their calculated points. If they play fewer than 30 minutes, only 20% counts. Players who don't come off the bench at all score 0 points — so picking a reliable starter is part of the strategy.

You pick 5 players every gameweek — one goalkeeper, one defender, one midfielder, one forward, and one free pick (any outfield player). You can pick up to 2 players from the same Premier League club.

No — once the gameweek deadline passes, your picks are locked. Make sure you've finalised your 5 picks before the deadline. The app will notify you 24 hours and 3 hours before the deadline so you don't miss it.

Yes — when a new gameweek opens, your previous picks are automatically carried over as your starting lineup. You can change any or all of them before the deadline. If you're happy with your picks, you don't need to do anything.

Scores are calculated using real match statistics collected and provided by a third party firm — things like pass accuracy, number of tackles, shots, goals conceded, red cards and own goals. Results are updated after all matches in the gameweek are complete. Due to different providers holding different definitions, it may be possible there is a small variance of statistics. As the app grows, we will look to address this.

Results are updated after all Premier League matches in a gameweek are complete — usually by Tuesday. You'll receive a push notification when your scores are in. During a gameweek with multiple match days, scores update progressively as each match finishes.

The OG 8Hater badge is a permanent golden badge awarded to anyone who joins 8Watchers before 2028. It's a mark of honour for early adopters — displayed on your profile and on the leaderboard for everyone to see.

Yes — 8Watchers is completely free to download and play. There are no subscriptions, no in-app purchases and no premium tiers. Everyone competes on the same leaderboard.

You can delete your account at any time from the Profile screen inside the app. Tap the person icon in the top right of the home screen, scroll to the bottom and tap Delete account. Your data will be permanently removed within 30 days.

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Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 2025

Who we are

8Watchers Ltd is the data controller responsible for your personal data. We are a company registered in the United Kingdom.

If you have any questions about how we use your data, please contact us at: privacy@8watchers.com

What personal data we collect

We collect and process the following personal data when you create an account:

  • Email address — used to authenticate your account, send verification emails, and communicate important service updates
  • Username — a display name you choose, not required to be your real name
  • Team name — a display name you choose for the leaderboard
  • Account creation date
  • Gameplay data — your picks and scores within the app

We do not collect your real name, address, phone number, payment information, or any other sensitive personal data.

Why we collect your data

We process your personal data on the following legal bases:

  • Contract performance — to provide you with the 8Watchers service you have signed up for
  • Legitimate interests — to maintain the security and integrity of our platform, prevent abuse, and improve our service
  • Legal obligation — to comply with applicable laws and regulations

We do not use your data for advertising purposes and we do not sell your data to third parties.

How we store your data

Your data is stored securely using industry-standard cloud infrastructure compliant with UK GDPR and EU GDPR requirements.

We use third-party cloud infrastructure provided by Google to store and process your data. Google acts as a data processor on our behalf under appropriate data processing agreements.

We retain your personal data for as long as your account is active. If you delete your account, your personal data will be deleted within 30 days.

Your rights

Under UK GDPR and EU GDPR, you have the following rights:

  • Right of access — you can request a copy of your personal data
  • Right to rectification — you can ask us to correct inaccurate data
  • Right to erasure — you can ask us to delete your personal data
  • Right to restrict processing — you can ask us to limit how we use your data
  • Right to data portability — you can request your data in a portable format
  • Right to object — you can object to our processing of your data

To exercise any of these rights, contact us at: privacy@8watchers.com

If you are in the UK, you have the right to lodge a complaint with the Information Commissioner's Office (ICO) at ico.org.uk.

If you are in the EU, you have the right to lodge a complaint with your local data protection authority.

Cookies and tracking

The 8Watchers app does not use cookies or third-party tracking technologies. We do not use analytics tools that collect personally identifiable information.

Changes to this policy

We may update this privacy policy from time to time. We will notify you of any significant changes by email or via an in-app notification. Continued use of the app after changes are made constitutes your acceptance of the updated policy.

Contact us

8Watchers Ltd
Email: privacy@8watchers.com
Website: www.8watchers.com

This privacy policy applies to all users in the United Kingdom and European Union.

Get in touch

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